tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71905002024-03-07T23:40:47.367-08:00Billy Sugarfix's Surreal O' Rama<br><center><a href="mailto:billysugarfix@gmail.com">Send me an email</a></center>(billysugarfixATgmailDOTcom)Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.comBlogger108125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-815259790386376382010-08-29T14:05:00.001-07:002010-08-29T14:12:27.343-07:00Gonna get this podcast<a href="http://ia360705.us.archive.org/23/items/PodcastTest_76/238cb6492f9a680447476db66186db0448e81cc1.mp3"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">I can feel it!</span></a><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" height="26" width="640"><param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"><param value="high" name="quality"><param value="true" name="cachebusting"><param value="#000000" name="bgcolor"><param name="movie" 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href="http://customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/I%27m%20A%20Fool%20Rough%20Recording%20%28no%20doug%29.mp3">Here's another test run</a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-56164839130875669552010-08-29T13:27:00.001-07:002010-08-29T13:32:38.893-07:00now we're testing it<a href="http://customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/Midi%20Mouse/Midi%20Mouse%2014.mp3">Listen to this</a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-65081690227613227792010-08-29T13:23:00.000-07:002010-08-29T13:25:01.923-07:00Test this castBilly Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-15528369279429592562010-05-18T10:50:00.001-07:002010-05-18T10:50:43.646-07:00Music Video<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bJUzrwfw09c&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bJUzrwfw09c&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-68181701667660266972007-04-26T19:30:00.000-07:002007-04-26T19:32:47.351-07:00When Family Jewels and Family Trees Meet<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/miscellanea_alchimia.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/arbre_jesse.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-72797360597784154352007-04-24T17:58:00.001-07:002007-04-24T17:58:43.161-07:00Dirty Billy<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HGS__X3EicM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HGS__X3EicM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-22055568877514779612007-04-12T20:09:00.000-07:002007-04-12T20:29:25.428-07:00Vote For Your Favorite Song Poem!!!Vote for the Song Poem that is your favorite by leaving a comment indicating which one you like the most! <br /><br />Here they are, Click on the Title to hear the song: <br /><br /><b><font size=4><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/Seat%20Dance.mp3"target="_blank">THE SEAT DANCE</a></b></font><br /><a href="http://billysugarfix.blogspot.com/2007/04/surreal-orama-song-poem-contest-winner_10.html"target="_blank">See Lyrics Here</a><br /><br /><b><font size=4><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/thrift%20store%20drifter.mp3"target="_blank">Thrift Store Drifter</a></b></font><br /><a href="http://billysugarfix.blogspot.com/2007/04/surreal-orama-song-poem-contest-winner_06.html"target="_blank">See Lyrics Here</a><br /><br /><b><font size=4><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/That%20Girl.mp3"Target="_blank">That Girl</a></b></font><br /><a href="http://billysugarfix.blogspot.com/2007/04/surreal-orama-song-poem-contest-winner.html"target="_blank">See Lyrics Here</a><br /><br /><font size=4><b><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/Piney%20Path.mp3"target="_blank"> A Piney Path</a></font></b><br /><a href="http://billysugarfix.blogspot.com/2007/03/surreal-orama-song-poem-contest-winner_26.html"target="_blank">See Lyrics Here</a><br /><br /><b><font size=4><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/These%20are%20the%20things%20we%20say%20in%20bars.mp3"target="_blank"> These are the Things We Say in Bars, These are the Things We Do</a></b></font><br /><a href="http://billysugarfix.blogspot.com/2007/03/surreal-orama-song-poem-contest-winner.html"target="_blank">See Lyrics Here</a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-4424289127661310732007-04-10T18:05:00.001-07:002007-04-10T18:16:16.443-07:00Surreal O'Rama Song Poem Contest Winner Number 5 !!!!<font size=5><b><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/Seat%20Dance.mp3"target="_blank">THE SEAT DANCE</a></b></font><br />(click on the title to hear the song) <br /><br />By Michael Gregorovich <br /><br />I gotta new dance and it’s really neat,<br />Ya don’t even hafta leave your seat<br />Don’t get up, just sit right there <br />and Wave your feet and hands in the air<br />Do the Seat Dance<br /><br />It’s the Seat Dance,<br />You can find romance<br />Even if you’re lazy<br />And even if it makes you look crazy,<br />Do the Seat Dance<br /><br />The new Seat Dance is the talk of the town,<br />You don’t even have to get up to get down,<br />Your feet don’t hafta touch the ground, <br />but do ya Have enough energy ta wiggle around?<br />Do the Seat Dance<br /><br />Even if you’re lazy, you still can win,<br />If you have a swivel, you can even spin,<br />You can dance while ya watch t.v.,<br />Who says couch potatoes aren’t healthy?<br />Do the Seat Dance<br /><br />Don’t leave your seat, just stomp your feet <br />n’ Shake yer derriere n’ wave your hands in the air,<br />Ya don’t hafta diet or train ta try it, <br />do theSeat Dance <br />without a care, that’s it,<br />Do the Seat Dance<br /><br />Do ya have the knack of the New Seat Dance? <br />You won’t<br />Wear out yer shoes butchyou’ll wear out yer pants<br /><br />If you’re not tuckered out from sittin’ about, <br />let’s<br />Do the Seat Dance, <br />let’s sit and shout,<br />Do the Seat Dance<br /><br />That’s it! You got it!<br />That’s the Seat Dance, sugar! <br />S-E-A-T,D-A-N,C-E, <br />Do the Seat DanceBilly Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-65605304657453734592007-04-09T20:21:00.000-07:002007-04-09T20:26:02.145-07:00Nawt YehtHey Y'all,<br /><br />Welp. We're running a little behind here at Sugarfix Manor. I know that the last Song Poem Bizarre Lyrics Contest winner is supposed to be up today, but as you can see it is not. I'll put it up tomorrow or Wednesday. In the mean time, enjoy this: <br /><br />So, I have this friend, we’ll call him Candlemas, who bought some incense which consisted merely of sawdust from the wood of a certain type of Pear Tree which grows chiefly in Caucasus, Turkey.<br /><br />Although very fragrant, this incense did not burn well. Candlemas found that you needed to use an aluminum cased angle torch and a sprinkle of gunpowder to get it to light at all. <br /><br />I know what you’re thinking: and in a way, it was a very bad idea. Candlemas found this out when a nearby aerosol can containing deodorant exploded. The deodorant was comprised of chemicals aplenty and a fair amount of salt from Thailand. When its chemical component ignited, the non-chemical portion shot into the air where it collided with the smoke from the burning pear tree dust and began to congeal and swirl.<br /><br />This coil of particles, according to Candlemas, became more intense in both speed and density and then suddenly stopped. As though some force had pulled the universe’s emergency break, the world around him ground to a halt, and when Candlemas had recovered from the shock, he found himself staring at an opaque opossum and whether or not you pronounce the O in opossum is entirely up to you. <br /><br />This opossum proceeded to tell Candlemas that since he had been freed from the trees of Caucasus and the seas of Thailand he would therefore grant one wish to the being who had unearthed the spell which had released him. <br /><br />And so, my friend Candlemas soon found himself in possession of a time machine filled with money. He promptly entrusted half of the money to me, told me to treat myself to as much fine South American cuisine as I desired, and took off for the 1970s to bet on an ostrich race.<br /><br />And that, dear readers, is all that we have of the story for the moment. Hopefully we’ll hear from Candlemas soon, but in the mean time I’m way behind in regards to the winning song from our Song Poem Bizarre Lyrics Contest. <br /><br />VKQ!<br />BillyBilly Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-49233077754195063562007-04-06T05:17:00.000-07:002007-04-10T18:14:59.979-07:00Surreal O'Rama Song Poem Contest Winner Number 4 !!!!<b><font size=4><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/thrift%20store%20drifter.mp3">Thrift Store Drifter</a></b></font><br />(click on title to hear song)<br /><br />by Anthony John Downs<br /><br />Spoken: DJ Dedtony with another one,,,,<br /><br />I'm a thrift store drifter,<br />baby drift with me,<br />part time shop lifter,<br />come lift with me...<br /><br />It was a Saturday in the afternoon,<br />I was at a second hand, playin sticky hand goon,<br />I got big pockets in this leisure suit,<br />so I can lift all this less than 50 cent loot,<br />I took an 8-track by Shaun Cassidy,<br />a couple of spoons and a wire for my CB,<br />Cuz, you gotta see:<br /><br />I'm a thrift store drifter,<br />baby drift with me,<br />part time shop lifter,<br />come lift with me...<br /><br />People see me in my Sunday best,<br />Beat it zipper jeans and a hippy vest,<br />Rockin' a really cool foolish derby,<br />with a shirt that reads "Hammer Couldn't hurt Me!"<br />Yeah, I know you're gettin' jealous,<br />Cuz your shoplift hand can't be as zealous,<br />Some got it all and some of us don't,<br />Some lift at the mall, while some of us won't,<br />They just don't have what I'm lookin' for,<br />Where else could I score a scorecard from Boggle?<br />Get off the bottle, I'm your new role model!<br />All of y'all wanna follow me cuz:<br /><br />I'm a thrift store drifter,<br />baby drift with me,<br />part time shop lifter,<br />come lift with me...<br /><br />I wish you would come to my residence,<br />I've got so much cool new evidence,<br />To prove I'm the thrift store theifin' president,<br />and I won't be hesitant to show you my new rug,<br />that used to be a floor mat from Walgreen drugs,<br />my chair with the hair dryer all in the back,<br />call me a liar and you'll find yourself off track,<br />I'll let you watch my b and W that blew a fuse,<br />with the bent ol' rabbit ears that lets you hear the news,<br />I got a can opener with no blade,<br />but who eats all that canned food anyways?<br />Y'all are just gettin' too darn spoiled nowadays,<br />let me end this song this way:<br /><br />I'm a thrift store drifter,<br />baby drift with me,<br />part time shop lifter,<br />come lift with me...Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-52100026350546838612007-04-01T16:57:00.000-07:002007-04-01T17:04:47.793-07:00Surreal O'Rama Song Poem Contest Winner Number 3 !!!!<b><font size=4><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/That%20Girl.mp3"Target="_blank">That Girl</a></b></font> <br />(Click on the title to hear the song)<br /><br />By David L. Borland<br /><br />That Girl<br /><br />I know that girl, she is fine as can be<br />to look in her eyes is exercise<br /><br />She has a gloss to make STEVEN see<br />Even RAY will agree that <br /><br />That girl is the girl for me<br />That girl is the girl for me<br /><br />Whe SHE’s walking down the street<br />Her hips swish from chin to chin (AH WOO BA DOO)<br /><br />Her body heat feels the air<br />Guys come out from everywhere<br />Their body heat being to risen<br /><br />Their hearts beat from beat to beat<br />Because they know that girl is walking down the street (AH WOO BA DOO)<br /><br />That girl is the girl for me<br /><br />She drives a ROLLS that is custom built<br />Her finances make WALL STREET tremble<br /><br />That girl is the girl for me<br />That girl is the girl for me<br /><br />That gloss in her eyes makes our love come alive<br />She pleases me to the end of time<br /><br />That girl is the girl for me<br />That girl is the girl for meBilly Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-69707731557635526192007-03-28T09:17:00.000-07:002007-03-28T21:23:37.188-07:00Origamiracles<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/yhst-33210374566714_1939_1753161.gif" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br />The <a href="http://www.brooklyn5and10.com/"target="_blank"> Brooklyn 5 and 10 </a> gives you the chance to see the pulp of trees form into Mexican Pecking Chickens or flying pigs. You can also grow gardens from eggs or plant magic matches to grow wildflowers or herbs.<br /><br />My favorite from their prodigious parade of products is <a href="http://www.paperanimations.com/stfaor.html"target="_blank"> Strange Faces Origami </a> (pictured above) which allows you to create a whole cadre of macabre characters. I must warn you that they might grow up and become monsters of the same magnitude as <a href="http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2005/aug3/origami.jpg"target="_blank" > Batman's Folded Foe, the Paper Man. </a> But, more likely they will just become <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0976341190/ref=nosim/largeheartedb-20"target="_blank"> Strippers </a>.<br /><br />I'll trust your judgement on this matter, because you, my dear readers, are coruscating clusters of class and culture. <br /><br />The URL is: <a href="http://www.brooklyn5and10.com/"target="_blank"> brooklyn5and10.com </a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-983068948210293392007-03-26T19:23:00.000-07:002007-03-26T19:32:21.940-07:00Surreal O'Rama Song Poem Contest Winner Number 2 !!!!<br><br><font size=5><b><a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/Piney%20Path.mp3"target="_blank"> A Piney Path</a></font></b><br />(Click on the title to hear the song)<br /><br />By Diana K. Woodhouse<br /><br /><br />I walk along a piney path<br />Then sit beside a tree<br />I spy a ray of bright sunlight<br />Filtered through canopy<br /><br />I sense a glow upon my face<br />Feeling your warmth and loving grace<br />A chill goes down my spine<br />Enchanted by this peace of mine<br /><br />Still more amazed by heart and soul<br />Emotion like a flame<br />It brings us joy and makes us whole<br />When we forsake it brings us shame<br /><br />Oh how you shelter and protect<br />We take for granted and neglect<br />You give us fuel to grow<br />And knowledge that we’ll never know<br /><br />Your precious gifts, a prodigy<br />Let us embrace your mystery<br /><br />NEXT WINNING SONG WILL BE POSTED ON APRIL 2!!!!Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-27401096498773779912007-03-22T21:40:00.000-07:002007-03-22T21:43:49.117-07:00Chinese Fashion Show<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/capt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br />If you thought the fire drills were cool, then you'll love seeing their latest apparel creations at <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070321/ids_photos_en/r2361718709.jpg;_ylt=AmH8UPHyHwHafGu.yRTb616JsK8F"target="_blank"> Yahoo News </a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-89821850662243193172007-03-22T21:25:00.000-07:002007-03-22T21:29:34.486-07:00OnychomycosisI have twin scrapes, one on each elbow. They are perfectly identical and placed in exact symmetry. I have no idea how they got there but if it is due to alien abduction I will certainly be disappointed. I thought the aliens and I had a better relationship than that. I don’t understand why they have to keep sneaking into my bedroom at night instead of just knocking on the door like everyone else. <br /><br />These two Gemenis of scabdom that were possibly bestowed on me by extraterrestrials can get a bit itchy, but I’m glad to report that my feet are doing much better. This is due to the fact that I apply generous amounts of vics vapor rub to them on a regular basis. Call me old fashioned, but it works.<br /><br />For every yin there’s a yang, and whereas I’ve found wondrous uses for vics vapor rub, I cannot for the life of me conjure a valid function for menthol scented nasal dilators. They certainly don’t stop me from snoring like they’re supposed to. But hey, in a universe where vics vapor rub cures onychomycosis (ON-i-ko-my-KO-sis) there must be something I can do with them. <br /><br />Please (<a href="mailto:billysugarfix@gmail.com">Email Me </a>(billysugarfixATgmailDOTcom)<br /> if you have suggestions as to a useful purpose for menthol scented nasal dilators, and please, no perverts.<br /><br />I would like to end this post by presenting a poem that explains thoroughly the nasty phenomenon of onychomycosis.<br /><br />Onychomycosis <br />is something rather grotesque<br />it gets you where you’re lowest<br />it’s known as toe nail fungus<br /><br />It turns your toe nails <br />into snail shells<br />as though a witch<br />had cast a spell<br /><br />sometimes brown <br />and sometimes yellow<br />he can be a nasty fellow<br /><br />onychomycosis <br />as though my toes were possessed<br />a voodoo needle’s target<br />petrified and off white<br /><br />Onychomycosis <br />my toe nails are atrociousBilly Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-37702798070802933482007-03-21T18:03:00.000-07:002007-03-21T06:18:05.961-07:00Aries AllstarsA big Surreal O'Rama Salute to all the children of spring! Move your mouse over the postcard and it will reveal the name of one of these rad rams!<br /><br /><div style="width: 480px; text-align: center;"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://w104.photobucket.com/pbwidget.swf?pbwurl=http://w104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/1174352349.pbw" height="360" width="480"></embed><a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://pic.photobucket.com/getyourown.gif" style="border-width: 0;" vspace="1"></a></div><br /><br />..and of course, here's <a href="http://www.harveysidfisher.com/"target="_blank">Harvey Sid Fisher</a> with a little snippet from his fine astrology song collection...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_CWnp5wOz6c"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_CWnp5wOz6c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-44366278545610062032007-03-20T17:05:00.000-07:002007-03-25T13:24:04.087-07:00Surreal O'Rama Song Poem Contest Winner Number 1 !!!!<a href="http://www.customserenade.com/song-a-day-podcast/songs/These%20are%20the%20things%20we%20say%20in%20bars.mp3"target="_blank"> These are the Things We Say in Bars, These are the Things We Do</a> <br />(Click the title to listen)<br /><br />By Erin Boyd<br /><br />Fish. Birds. Schools flying in figure eights to the<br />copulating rhythm of the universe.<br /><br />How about we leave soon?<br /><br />The New York Metropolitan, let's go in.<br />Succumb to the puerile methods used in what we call<br />modern expressionism.<br />Hefty bags of human hair forming birth-sack nests to rest<br />your sagging flesh in.<br /><br />Refuel little jetfighter, your urd awaits, your star sack is<br />near empty.<br /><br />These are the things we say in bars.<br />These are the things we do.<br /><br />entropy...entropy...<br />Take you and your last Good Find.<br />Go to a nearby star and sleep.<br />It has happened before but never so bad.<br /><br />Your cargo holds are filled with the last hope of a beginning.<br />Software is out there tracking your every move.<br />Good thing for you your ship is outfitted with the latest in<br />avoidance technology.<br />Take on the impossible and know it will never, ever happen.<br />X-85's move across the sky, but watch out for their direction.<br />From light years away... you have been chosen -<br />your help will now show us what you're made of.<br /><br />How about we leave soon?<br /><br />Though amused by the far reaches of space, it's still finders-keepers.<br />Good luck tracking your last hope:<br />just beyond light speed, long enough to be home.<br />Something is flashing...<br />Light penetrates.<br />Studdering image stuck to the floor flashing...<br />and there's no time to escape through the unseen door behind you.<br />So slide silently now with a moustache and dark glasses.<br />See how the old stuck to the old and you struck like something new.<br />Curiously flashing, curiously stuck.<br /><br />These are the things we say in bars.<br />These are the things we do.<br /><br />THE NEXT WINNING SONG WILL POSTED ON MARCH 27! STAY TUNED!Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-65424414174396851512007-03-19T17:37:00.000-07:002007-03-19T17:03:57.806-07:00Space Talk from Dimension Eugene<object width="400" height="350"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.superdeluxe.com/static/swf/share_vidplayer.swf" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB657B298CFAF3DA5FBDACF27F2160F914" /><embed src="http://www.superdeluxe.com/static/swf/share_vidplayer.swf" FlashVars="id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB657B298CFAF3DA5FBDACF27F2160F914" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="350" allowFullScreen="true" ></embed></object>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-33858892081365719792007-03-15T10:24:00.000-07:002007-03-15T10:26:57.323-07:00Two Headed Pig Born in China<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/r2078513996.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Two noses, three eyes! <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070307/ids_photos_wl/r2078513996.jpg;_ylt=ApJNWqp7O6ZQwkvk7nN9mT1paP0E"target="_blank">Yahoo News</a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-43869850227450194762007-03-15T10:11:00.000-07:002007-03-15T10:17:06.691-07:00The Dairy Fountain of YouthHappy Birthday to Hryhoriy Nestor, the Ukrane's proudest pisces! At age 116 Mr. Nestor is thought to be the oldest person in the world!!!! He credits his longevity to never having been married. What kind of diet does the world's oldest human recommend? Potatoes, milk, cheese and vodka!<br /><br /><a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/_42684943_ukraine_203.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6454317.stm"target="_blank"> Read all about it on the BBC</a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-30045011388043612042007-03-13T15:11:00.000-07:002007-03-13T15:27:34.481-07:00Bespeckled<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/r1187085144.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br />This lucky toddler finds herself inside a giant pink balloon at <a href="http://www.yayoi-kusama.jp/"target="_blank"> Yayoi Kusama's </a> incredible <a href="http://www.roslynoxley9.com.au/artists/49/Yayoi_Kusama/358/"target="_blank">Dots Obsession Exhibit</a><br /><br />Photos from <br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070312/ids_photos_en/r1187085144.jpg"target="_blank">Yahoo News</a> and here's another!<br /><br /><a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/r461983989.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Listen to <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Quallofill/_/Dots+Obsession"target="_blank"> Dots and Obsessions by Quallofill</a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-1168714901818652362007-03-12T11:01:00.000-07:002007-03-12T16:22:50.832-07:00Lavatory LevityHey boys and girls. Today we have some tips from the <br><a href="http://www.worldtoilet.org/"target="_blank"> World Toilet Organization (WTO) </a> <br>and the <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/wtc01.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/poster01_b-2.gif" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Now, here's some crappy (and I mean that literally) music from Mitch Mitchell (Jimmy Hendrix Experience? Guided by Voices? your guess is as good as mine). Here's <br /><a href="http://www.tdfast.com/mfiles/Mitch_Mitchell-Butt_Song_III.mp3">Butt Song 3</a>. <br /><br />Let's keep the bowels moving now with Mark Cohen's <a href="http://www.dswnet.com/music/24749.mp3"target="_blank">Brown Water. </a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-77213288547078748902007-03-09T19:23:00.000-08:002007-03-08T20:33:27.398-08:00Happy Panic Day<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/makesign1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Oh what perfect perilous parralelism. Today, March 9, is recognized officially as <a href="http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/March/panicday.htm"target="_blank"> Panic Day </a>, and as you ALL KNOW tomorrow is the deadline for submissions to the <font size=5>Surreal O'Rama Song Poem Bizarre Lyrics Contest!!!!</font><br /><br /><a href="mailto:billysugarfix@gmail.com">CLICK HERE TO SUBMIT YOUR LYRICS</a>(billysugarfixATgmailDOTcom)<br /><br />Simply EVERYONE is talking about it. Here's a swell article in The Independent Weekly's blog <a href="http://www.indyweekblogs.com/scan/newsworthy/surreal-orama-song-poem-bizarre-lyrics-contest-or-%E2%80%9Ci-got-pizza-on-my-jeans%E2%80%9D-and-other-hits/"target="_blank">SCAN! </a> We got the front page in last Wednesday's <a href="http://media.www.dailytarheel.com/media/storage/paper885/news/2007/02/28/City/Local.Rapper.Wants.You.To.Get.Your.Lyrical.Fix-2747543.shtml"target="_blank"> Daily Tarheel. </a> And in short the entire internet is abuzz with chatter of our eccentric balladry. Just LOOK at all of this; <a href="http://carrborocommons.org/2007/03/07/lyrics-contest-looks-for-surreal-entries/"target="_blank"> Carrboro Commons!!!</a> , <a href="http://mannsworld.blogspot.com/2007/02/let-billy-sugarfix-turn-your-poetry.html"target="_blank"> Mann's World</a>, <a href="http://blogs.newsobserver.com/orangechat/index.php?title=title_226&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1"target="_blank"> Orange Chat </a>, <a href="http://www.atomicbooks.com/43/public_html/blog/"target="_blank"> Atomic Books</a>, and <a href="http://www.carrboro.com/surrealorama/"target="_blank"> Carrboro.com</a>!!!!<br /><br />So, if you haven't submitted, do it soon! The balance of the hour glass is not on your side, but you are a gleaming cluster of wonder, and I have boundless bundles of faith in your abilities.<br /><a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/panic.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7190500.post-55128336107342930602007-03-07T12:22:00.000-08:002007-03-07T12:33:01.038-08:00Diminutive Terpsichorean<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gq--g4zIuNA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gq--g4zIuNA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Billy Sugarfixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06470907691761755587noreply@blogger.com0