We all looked at Nosferatu, and Mr. Mouse said;
“Hey. Mr. Orlok. Good to see you again, but I’m afraid we’re closed”.
Nosferatu lifted his hand, and the whole world around all of us turned into a black screen which displayed these words;
“I realize that it's late. But surely you wouldn’t deny a new friend a drink or two.”
After a few moments the screen disappeared and Mouse said;
“I’m sorry. It’s after two. I can’t serve any more alcohol.”
Again, the world went black and we saw these words;
“Laws. Rules. What are they good for? If you will not permit me but one of your Monty Python Holy Ails, I shall have to take matters into my own accord.”
When the black screen disappeared, we saw that Nosferatu was bent over the bar, inhaling white powder.