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Friday, May 27, 2005

Stogpap

I have just spent what for all intents and purposes is a full month in the belly of a giant hummingbird. I am not capitalizing the words giant or hummingbird because I did not happen to catch the beasts name as it swallowed me whole. It' sort of my fault though. I should have listened to my Mother and never played on extrememly large red flowers in May.

But at any rate, my friends, my camrades, my beautiful beautiful Readers, I just want to let you know that I have been thinking about you, and hopefully we shall meet again very very soon.