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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

All About Beagles

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Ever have one of those days when you volunteer for a cryogenics experiment and wake up two thousand years in the future in a cold puddle? If the answer is no, then I'm sorry. It was a great day all in all.

Q-tips are all the rage in the future. Not only can they clean your ears with a mad intensity, they can also book you a reservation on the 4:40 shuttle flight to Mercury. They are also excellent at keeping secrets. In the future, you can tell a Q-tip absolutely anything and rest assured that it will never leave the fine cotton crown of this most precious of hygiene items.

Today, I told a Q-tip that she looked just like a miniature baton, and she giggled. I then proceeded to tell her all about beagles, which really isn't a secret or anything, but still it was a great experiement.

I rode from the future to the present on a lovely old bus roughly the size of a cloud with a dazzling red coat on. I wondered why it was wearing the coat but was quick to discover that time travel can be cold, as can typing at 4:23 in the morning, but still, it's great to be back here in the 21st century, and some day I will invite you all over for a game of "Recognize the Modem™".

1 comment:

emily said...

hey, bill. it's emily from, oh about 5 years ago. i used to work at skylight and started randomly looking up old ch bands and found evil weiner! you may not remember me but i'm glad to hear ya'll are still rawkin!
if you still talk to pallas, would you give her my contact info -- emilywindham@gmail.com. i've been trying to get in touch with her for ages. take care and email me sometime - i hope to be in nc around christmas.